The Fortnum 145, for those not in the know, is not a cheap version of the Fortune 500 but a group of people who were arrested for a sit-in protest at Fortnum & Mason, a posh shop which, the protesters allege, has not paid its fair share of tax charges recently.

By most accounts, this 12 squared plus 1 of socialist die-hards conducted themselves with respect for the owners and even elicited compliments from the police. Indeed, given its politeness and tweeness, it was the Fortnum & Mason of protests in more ways than one.

The Fortnum 145 claim boldly on their webpage that ‘Demonstrating is not a crime’. Well, it is at best hazy as to whether legal peaceful protest extends to disrupting the trade of a private entity.

The rights or wrongs of the protesters’ arguments are neither here nor there, much as it was with Dale Farm and much as it may well prove to be with the Occupy protests at St Paul’s Cathedral and elsewhere. I might have disagreed with sections of the Gaddafi family ordering the killing of their own people to cling onto power but that doesn’t mean I can get away with heading round to Highgate and smashing up their dynastic London home.

That may be a drastic example to prove my point but the 145 were charged with aggravated trespass which is:

if he trespasses on another’s land and carries out any act with the intention of disrupting a lawful activity being carried out on or adjacent to that land.

It sounds like an open and shut case to me I’m afraid and so one has to wonder about the overall wisdom of the venture when FOI requests and pressure on MPs and Ministers may bear more fruitful rewards, legally so into the bargain.

It all reminds me of the old Mark Thomas ruse when he realised he could make some poor PC’s life hell and highlight a silly law (in a silly way) by arranging hundreds of individuals to hold hundreds of separate protests at the same place on the same day. Mark was so pleased with himself, and many of Mark’s devotees think it’s genius, but what point was being made and what was achieved? It all sounds like a silly waste of time to me.

And that’s the problem these days, there’s relatively little to fight for so we inflate our heads with a sense of self-righteousness over the smallest of things and believe we are beyond reproach, whether it’s illegally naming a footballer, making a right pigsty of London’s main tourist attraction or gathering a full 144 of your mates and distracting old ladies from buying new stocks of lovely tea.

It’s not on really. Many readers here may not want to be the full British shilling but I think they’d largely agree that rules are rules and we have a perfectly open and decent democratic process to air, share and blare your views for all to see and vote on.

The Fortnum 145 should have known they were taking a risk when they took their protest onto private property and should realise that there are no shortcuts in a true democracy, whatever an individual believes. If you believe in something then Parliament through the political process is the place to take it. That might sound considerably more dull than camping out on a shop floor, occupying a stock exchange (a patch of gravel round the corner from it at least) or winding up ‘the man’ but it’s the only realistic path to change and it comes with the added bonus of keeping one out of prison. Mostly.