Look, I know I’ll get shouted down for posting this incredibly silly suggestion, but bear with me until the end of the piece before laughing/ calling me names.

The Conservatives should come out in favour of independence for Scotland.

Now I realise a couple of things here.  Firstly, the name – the Conservative and Unionist party suggests this might be an issue.  Except that the union referred to in that title is between Britain and Ireland, and that isn’t exactly a current issue.  And of course the Scottish Nationalist movement might not exactly take too kindly to an unpopular, right of centre party moving in on their ground – its not exactly like there is massive support for the Conservatives in Scotland, and this policy isn’t likely to help that much.

But think outside the box a little bit.  I’m not talking about a Scottish Conservative policy.  I’m talking about a David Cameron idea, a UK-wide policy shift for the party.  And that, in pragmatic, electoral terms makes lots of sense.

Put it like this – the Conservatives won the sum total of ONE seat in Scotland in last year’s general election. One.  Out of 59.  That means they need to win 58 more seats in England and Wales than the combined opposition parties to win a UK-wide election.  Labour, on the other hand, rely on MPs from Scotland and Wales for majorities – think the top-up tuition fees vote or foundation hospitals.

Again, with the maths, but there are 533 English MPs, of which 298 are Conservative, a comfortable governing majority of 32 at the moment.  Add in Wales (40 MPs, 8 Conservatives) and Northern Ireland (18 MPs, 0 Conservatives) and the picture is slightly different – 591 MPs (excluding Scotland’s 59) of which 306 are Conservative MPs, a governing majority of 10.  Still workable, but much tighter.  It’s only when you add in Scotland’s sole Conservative MP (and the remaining 58 MPs from Scotland from other parties) that the Conservative majority disappears.

So maybe if Dave wants to go it alone and ditch Nick and Vince, all he has to do is support Scottish independence.

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Of course its crazy – and it likely will never happen.  But I’m pretty sure than, in an independent Scotland, the Scottish Conservative party would actually do better, given there would be less inclination to associate them with the remainder of the UK Conservatives – and indeed, I think there is a continuing “I can’t vote Tory, they’re the party of Thatcher” mentality.  But if they were no longer the party of Thatcher… then perhaps they’d have more success.

So… it would help PM David Cameron consolidate his and his party’s position as potentially the best placed to win a majority of seats in the rest of the UK, and it’d help the Scottish Conservatives get themselves some distance from their history, and perhaps people would start to put the “Party of Thatcher” stuff behind them.  Win-win?

It’s just a crazy idea.  But it might just work…