Straight RedLast night’s tussle between Alex Neil and Andy Kerr on Newsnicht was hardly edifying. The tone was not raised, the debate was not had, and by the end Gordon Brewer joined them in all talking over each other. No civilian watching could have been impressed by either of them. In the argot of the playground Alex Neil did start it, and Andy’s first “I listened to you” was entirely justified, but by the end no-one was standing on the high ground.

As Twitter had it..

Paul: Well, I, for one, am glad that this tax issue has been sorted once and for all after that insightful and thoughtful discussion on #newsnicht

Cowrin: They should put them both in the same studio next time, with a couple of handbags on the table in front of them #newsnicht

The public aren’t served by hearing politicians ranting away on top of each other, nor will they all unilaterally start behaving either. Perhaps instead BBC and STV could agree some rules, and enforce them. Give Gordon Brewer and other interviewers a red and a yellow card to use.

Anyone talking over another person in the studio could be warned, and repeated offences could lead to a yellow. Perhaps a Michael Howard-style failure to answer the question might also lead to a card. A particularly egregious performance despite warnings from the referee presenter could be a straight red: mike off, interview over. The PO does it in the Chamber.

Anyone sent off either for a second yellow or a straight red could then not be invited onto that network for a fixed period – a month? Six months? I’d certainly like to see if MSPs would play a cleaner second half knowing they were in danger of being sent off. And if it works out, perhaps Gordon Brewer and Hugh Dallas could try a jobswap once the strike’s been sorted out.