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And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there’s no one left to blame

George Osborne’s Autumn Statement started with a familiar refrain – all our growth problems are due to sovereign debt problems in Europe. If there’s a recession it’s due to the Euro crisis. Never mind that growth’s been flat since this government’s economic policies started to take effect.

Then there was a couple of minutes of blaming the profligacy of the last Labour government – profligacy he of course supported as Shadow Chancellor.

Lead in done, we get to the meat of the matter. OBR projects growth down to 0.7% in 2012, for the whole year, borrowing up. But it’s ok, because our bond yields are low and that means low mortgage rates. Which somewhat ignores the fact there’s very little linkage now between government bond prices and mortgage rates.

There’s an extension of the public sector pay freeze limiting rises to 1% per year for 2 years after the freeze ending which I’m sure is in no way intended to pour oil on the troubled waters of tomorrow’s strikes, ahead of hiding behind John Hutton and blaming the Unions for damaging the economy.

Overseas aid target of 0.7% of GDP has gone from a target to a limit which, given lower GDP, means DFiD will be getting a budget cut. Large parts of the working tax credits program have been frozen, which is effectively a 5% cut, although he did baulk at freezing benefits.

There’s £40bn worth of “credit easing” using money from the largely unused business asset purchase facility at the Bank of England to offer loan guarantees to small businesses – those with turnover of less than £50m, funnelled through existing banks based on how they increase net and gross lending. Depending on the details this could basically be a bung to the banks to take further risks.

The heavily trailed return of right-to-buy is in there, with a 50% discount on prices. While the leaks floated a rule that councils would be able to use the money to build new houses this doesn’t seem to have been mentioned in the speech – whether this is a good thing or a bad thing rather depends on the detail. Might just prop up the inflated housing bubble a bit more though.

The Lib Dems’ £5bn in capital spending has gotten in, with £1bn going on Network Rail, expect them to seize on that as a “coalition benefit” while ignoring the rest of this.

There’s a big £20bn sized lump of pension fund capital being used to build various infrastructure projects and, somewhat bizarrely, a £50/year cut in bills for customers of South West water – aimed at the Lib Dem constituencies round there? That of course isn’t new money, it’s existing investment that’s being used for a more interventionist government policy. Quite an odd thing for a Conservative chancellor to do. There’s also a big increase in capital allowances for the North of England, which is good – and it would be good if Holyrood could do the same.

Bit of chipping away at employment rights, ‘elf and safety – profits, not people, and planning laws – nothing says “Conservative” like ripping down historic buildings.

Corporation tax  and income tax for start up investors will be cut, though again no detail. The red book (the detailed document describing what all this actually means) will be very interesting. There’s normally quite a few hidden things in there that alter the headline meaning. Nick Robinson:” From April 2012, anyone investing up to £100,000 in a new start-up business will be eligible for income tax relief of 50%. In 2012, any tax on capital gains invested in such businesses will also be waived.”

OBR predicts unemployment hitting 8.7% next year and by 2015 it’ll only fall to 6.2% which is kind of horrific. There’s going to be a raft of supply side measures to prepare people for jobs that aren’t there, and if they can’t take a job that isn’t there then they’ll be forced into subsidised jobs for companies. Fuel duty’s cut, school investment up.

And, like all the best songs, he closes with a callback to the start – Euro crisis and the mess we inherited. DIMBLEKLAXON.

The big news, of course, is that the UK government won’t eliminate the deficit by 2015. Unsurprising given the damage they’re doing to the economy, a key part of that was always to get GDP up.

And it’s hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain