I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper

This is a guest post from Aidan Skinner. He’s also not the Messiah.

As a Labour man, you’d expect me to say it’s all Alex Salmond’s fault. Well it is. The Holyrood 2011 campaign is a few weeks old and so far it’s been dominated by one man. Monty Python. The SNP started it with the “What have the Romans ever done for us” party political broadcast. Then Iain Gray joined in, doing his best Terry Jones impression at the Labour conference.

At which point it got silly. STV tried to make up for excluding Patrick Harvie from the debate and by showing him as the messiah in their iconography. The Liberal Democrats joined in by splitting into the Democratic Liberal Party (O’Donnell-Mcdaid) and John Farquhar Munro forming the Popular Front (Alex Salmond for First Minister).

It’s all very reminiscent of days spent setting fire to Space Raiders in student unions to see if pickled onion ones burn better than cheese (they do). As has, unfortunately, been the level of debate so far (reminded me of student days, although I’m sure some would like to set all of Holyrood a light with a Bic). With Labour and the SNP occupying much the same policy ground and dominating the share of the vote it’s all been a bit “I put it to him that he smells and should TAKE A SHOWER”. Policies are being stolen, positions are being triangulated,blusters are being.. blown? Anyway, I don’t think Sunder Katwala’s prediction of a red-yellow coalition is likely, but he does have a point about the virulence of the debate between the two being at least partly due to the broad similarity of the policies and the search for synthetic differences.

Ultimately, though, I think there is one big difference. And that’s the form the two administrations could take, as has been outlined in this blog previously. Another SNP minority government with Tory support is conceivable but I can’t really see Annabel Goldie leading her troops into a tacit agreement with Labour. John Reid’d blow a blood vessel for one thing, and who’d clear that up? The Lib Dems arealso pretty toxic to Labour at the moment, and might not even have enough seats to put together a majority Labour-LibDem government anyway. So perhaps the difference is less one of substance, more who’s going to come to whose painfully obscure indie night. Hopefully now we’re in manifesto week we’ll get some actual substance. They’re rather dry and dull things though, so here’s a handy precis of what you can expect to see from each party:

Tories – due to the mess we inherited from Labour all you can have is dry toast. As the former first secretary to the Treasury said “there is no jam left”.

Lib Dems – at the last election we promised jam for everyone. We didn’t win outright, and due to the mess we inherited from Labour all you can have is dry toast. We still hold to our Liberal Democrat policy of jam tomorrow.

SNP – the London government has imposed budget cuts so all you can have is dry toast. In an independent Scotland we’d be able to use oil revenue to purchase jam for everyone.

Labour – due to the savage and unnecesssary cuts imposed by the Tory-led government in Westminster everyone has to have dry toast. We have however secured a new jam-making apprenticeship scheme so the young people of Scotland can learn to make jam tomorrow.

Greens – our continued dependence on jam is unsustainable. Everyone should begin a transition to rape seed oil spread.

Salmond bags a Munro

Anyone who has witnessed the Holyrood parties lining up over the past four years to slavishly vote along party lines on whatever the issue of the day happened to be will have been particularly surprised to hear the news that retiring Lib Dem MSP John Farquhar Munro is backing Alex Salmond as First Minister for the coming term. Indeed, one of my favourite moments of the last parliamentary term was when John Farquhar had to miss the independence referendum vote in Holyrood for “health reasons”, that reason being a health lecture he was rather conveniently giving in Germany that day (convenient because JFM may well have voted against Mike Rumbles’ whip and also not as worrying a reason as the Lib Dem team had cheekily been letting on!)

Many will assume, no doubt partly correctly, that this move from John is as a direct result of the Westminster coalition and the cuts that we are seeing emanating from London. If so, this rationale undermines Tavish Scott’s desperate pleas that the Scottish Lib Dems are a different breed altogether from their southern colleagues (even if Jo Swinson is Deputy Leader of the Scottish Lib Dem group).

Personally, I reckon that the reason for this move is more local and, at least partly, stems from a distaste for the incoming candidate, Alan Macrae. Now, I don’t know Mr Macrae from Adam but surely loyalty to an incoming candidate who has delivered leaflets and been out on the stump for you should be enough to dampen down any wider concerns you may have about the party’s direction. My suspicion was partly confirmed by a Tweeter noting that Alan is an ‘Orange booker’, a philosophy which I can easily imagine flies in the face of John Farquhar Munro’s brand of politics.

Interestingly, this is Charlie Kennedy’s turf and one can’t help but wonder whether this announcement of support for the SNP will hasten the day when the former leader of the Liberal Democrats has to decide if he has both feet in this coalition project or not.

So this headline for today really sums up the crux of the issue that the Scottish Lib Dems face in general: Are they the old farming, gentrified party of old or are they the more earnest, more market-friendly, righter-wing party of the Orange Book? The two can apparently not be reconciled and the internal turmoil and activist tumult shall only continue until the question is faced up to. Surely, a more clearer, cleaner splitting of the Liberal Democrats is in order if the Clegg/Cameron coalition is for the long-term.

And what does this mean for the constituency itself? Well, one has to think that the outgoing MSP has just made a big dent in the chances of a Lib Dem hold, particularly as the SNP will be sure to have a big slice of future leaflets containing John’s profile and a quote of support for Salmond. (This is not to mention that JFM has stolen the headlines from the Tory manifesto launch) In the H&I region watch series, I had Dave Thompson overcoming the 2007 majority of 2,784 over after a mental coin-toss. I’d have to say that he’s now odds on to take this seat.

I try not to make mountains out of molehills but in bagging this particular Munro, Alex Salmond may well have gone a long way to claiming swathes of the Highlands & Islands for the SNP.

Getting ahead of ourselves…

This is a hypothetical situation… don’t worry about the numbers so much. We’ll know soon enough whether the predictions Jeff and I (and Kate, over at A Burdz Eye View) have been making will be on the money or nowhere near.  But I want to cast my eyes and our collective brains to possible outcomes.

It is now 6 May. The results are in. The campaign is (thankfully) over. We now have the following break-down of MSPs:

Labour (or SNP) – 52
SNP (or Labour) – 50
Conservatives – 16
Lib Dems – 7
Greens – 3
Independent – 1

For this analysis, it doesn’t really matter who wins the most seats, but we can run the potential outcomes with both Labour and the SNP as the largest party.

Suppose these numbers are accurate (give or take 2 or 3 seats, which I know could make all the difference, but bear with me). Also, considering that we’ll need a Presiding Officer from somewhere – likely from Labour, since we’ve had Lib Dem, Conservative and SNP MSPs fill the PO’s chair in the first three sessions, the numbers will need revised to account for that.

In this scenario, the only potential winning combination is between the winning or second place party and the third place party (52 + 16 = 68, 50 + 16 = 66). In reality, the third place party is the Conservatives, and formal coalition between them and either the SNP or Labour seems unlikely (verging on impossible). Indeed, any kind of Conservative agreement to sustain Labour in power (as a minority administration) seems unlikely. There is more likelihood that some kind of deal between the SNP and the Conservatives could be done – its unlikely to involve ministerial positions for the Conservatives, but could be a policy-for-power deal: maintaining the SNP in power and passing budgets for the pursuit of several Conservative policies (which we’ll find out more about after the manifesto is published).

But if that can’t happen, or if we’re in a situation whereby Labour win the most seats and the Conservatives feel that, tactical considerations aside, morally Labour have the first opportunity at being the government, what then? Two options, I suppose – Labour minority government (which, if they had the most seats, would be the logical way to go first) or SNP minority government, which has the potential to follow a failed Labour administration.

But here’s something to consider. The vote for First Minister. You only need 2 MSPs to nominate you for FM, and you can be in the contest.

In 2007, after a limited deal was worked out between the SNP and the Greens, well short of even “confidence and supply”, the Greens did not put forward a candidate for First Minister and cast their votes for Alex Salmond on both the first round (when there were four candidates) and in the run off between Salmond and Jack McConnell (incidentally – Margo abstained on both votes).

In 2003, however, there were SEVEN candidates for First Minsister:  Dennis Canavan (Ind), Robin Harper (Green), Margo MacDonald (Ind), Jack McConnell (Labour), David McLetchie (Conservative), Tommy Sheridan (SSP) and John Swinney (SNP), with Jack McConnell taking all Labour and Lib Dem MSP votes, totally 67 and being elected as FM.

I guess the point is this: how desperate will Labour or the SNP be to stop their rival taking office? Meaning – if neither can secure a formal coalition or agreement with any of the other parties to take them over the threshold, might either consider voting for another party to take office, to buy time? Specifically, if the Greens had 3 MSPs, or indeed Margo found an SNP MSP to nominate her, might either party consider voting for either Patrick Harvie or Margo MacDonald as First Minister?

It sounds far-fetched. In fact, it sounds downright loopy – a political party sacrificing itself and its own opportunity to put another party in office without an agreement in place. And, of course, many of you will think – this being a Green-leaning blog – that I’m “punting the party line” or making the Greens out to be in a more powerful position than they perhaps will be.  You’ll have to trust that isn’t what I’m up to.  Its just that, from some of the sheer loathing I’ve heard expressed from SNP and Labour activists in the early days of this campaign, I’m willing to believe that both parties would rather see any other party in power than their bitter rival, despite whatever policy and/or ideological positions they share.

Thus, if neither can make a formal agreement (either for full coalition or for support as a minority administration) with the Conservatives or the Greens, would they then vote for someone else as FM? This is where the numbers are important. If you are the larger party, there is no way you’d consider it.  But if you were the second party – and you have 50 MSP votes – you could direct them to vote for the Green candidate for FM which, with their 3 votes, would surpass the leading party’s 52.

In fact, this is perhaps more likely (if it is likely at all) to come from the SNP than Labour. Given the primacy of the constitutional issue (above all else) for them – to spin a Stephen Noon question around – would the SNP prefer a pro-union Labour party in government to a pro-independence Green First Minister?  If not, this is a course of action which might help them out in stopping a Labour First Minister after the election (if the numbers worked out).

No mistake – this is a desperation play.  And I doubt very much that any party would go for it.  But two things it has in its favour: it buys time beyond the 28-day period in which a First Minister has to be elected in order to conduct coalition discussions and it would stop a detested rival from taking power.  We can perhaps add to that a potential third advantage to those who would vote them in – the “temporary” First Minister would have all the responsibilities of governmental office, meaning that whoever put them there might be able to escape some of the political backlash for any unpopular governmental decisions made in the time period.

Unlikely – yes.  Something to consider?  It probably already has been…

Who loves ya, baby?

Relax, ParliamentThe Scotsman got YouGov to ask a lot of questions last weekend, and one on coalition partners went largely unnoticed. The results are on page 4 of this pdf – it’s the same poll which put the Greens ahead of the Lib Dems for the first time.

The respondents first got a forced choice between Labour and the SNP, which showed – SNP 44%, Labour 42%, Don’t know 13%. As those who watch the cybernats’ attempts to bait me on Twitter know, I’m firmly in the third group.

Anyway, the next question asked people if their preferred party did not win enough seats to govern on their own, which other party would be your preferred coalition partners, with these overall results:

Minority: 20%
Lib Dem: 16%
Green: 14%
Tory: 13%
Labour: 13%
SNP: 13%
Other: 3%
D/K: 8%

It seems likely that the relatively stable experience of the 2007-2011 session has made minority more popular, although the SNP having one party they could rely on throughout every Budget vote is not a luxury a Labour minority administration could expect.

Given that an outright majority is as likely as a Lib Dem surge, it’s pleasing from a Green perspective to see a seventh of punters prepared to see us in office, if a bit surprising to see the Lib Dems come out marginally ahead there. Only 5% of this sample were voting Lib Dem, but more than three times that have them as their preferred minority partner. They may be too toxic to vote for, but there’s presumably enough residual sympathy to give them the equivalent of a higher ranking under STV. Alternatively, if you’re a die-hard big-party supporter who doesn’t pay too much attention to politics, they perhaps just look like the least worst of the parties you’re familiar with.

Anyway, this is just idle speculation. The real, if slim, purpose of this post is the party-by-party preferences at the bottom of that page.

The symmetry is extraordinary. 11% of Scots are Labour voters who would prefer a SNP Deputy First Minister, and 11% vice versa. 7% each are Labour or SNP voters who would prefer Tavish as DFM, and 6% each are Labour and SNP voters who’d put Patrick into that position.

In one sense it makes sense: on recent form there is little by way of a left-right ideological dividing line between Labour and the SNP. There’s only one question which divides them here: those who want Salmond to stay on as FM are twice as likely as Gray’s supporters to want to see Annabel take a Ministerial Mondeo. Just a straw in the wind, and 8% to 4% is barely outside the margin of error, but still perhaps reflective of that close working relationship the SNP and the Tories have had throughout this session.

What are we voting for anyway?

So, have you decided who you are voting for yet? Iain Gray or Alex Salmond?

You do realise that they are your only options? Kenny Farquharson said so, and the Scotland on Sunday Deputy Editor has “been a Scottish political journalist for 20 years” so no quibbling with the experts y’hear, although Kenny is voting for Margo MacDonald which seems to contradict these points;

“anyone who backs their favourite party with their constituency vote rather than their regional vote is effectively depriving themselves of a say on who becomes First Minister.”

“I’ve seen the leaflet that’s being sent out to every home in Scotland in advance of 5 May, and it does nothing to spell out that it’s the all-important regional vote that will ultimately determine who makes it into Bute House.”

Kenny, and the assembled throng at the Scotsman leader debates, were apparently told by Alex Salmond that the second vote was for choosing who leads the Scottish Government. How this becomes SNP vs Labour rather than just selecting the party you like best of all the parties is beyond me. Those that argue that realistically it will only be the SNP and Labour who form the next Government and votes should be directed their way would, presumably, be voting SNP or Labour anyway.

Taking the unlikely duo of Kenny and Alex’s logic to the extreme, the next Scottish Parliament will consist of solely Nats and Labour MSPs. As strong a contribution as both parties have made to devolved Scotland over the past 12 years, I find that a horrifying prospect and a realisation of the nightmare Americanization of Britain. Yes, get used to those z’s, they be coming down those Appalachians soon boy, you do realize that…?

Anyway, surely the second vote is in fact our primary vote. We have a ballot slip that will include numerous independents and parties and, whatever our view of Scotland, there will be somewhere to place our X on there to make our voice heard whether you’re a lentil-munching Greenie or a borders-closing UKIP. The limited field of four or five candidates in the constituency vote restricts our opportunity to reflect our political beliefs on the ballot slip. This is all happily irrespective of who may or may not be First Minister.

Indeed, an oddity that Kenny seems to overlook in his study of the Holyrood voting system is that, while voters should apparently concern themselves with who will be at Bute House, they should not be concerned with who will provide the votes to allow SNP/Labour policies to pass and what concessions may be extracted. Working on the safe assumption that neither the SNP nor Labour will win a majority, the regional vote is as important for deciding who ends up holding the balance of power over the next four years as it is for deciding who gets to be First Minister.

Were past Holyrood successes borne out of who was in Bute House or the makeup of Holyrood at large? Fees were abolished thanks to SNP, Greens and Lib Dems, police numbers remain higher thanks to the Conservatives and SNP and we have free care for the eldery thanks to Labour and the Lib Dems. Granted, sometimes the First Minister drives on a policy that is a personal objective, Jack McConnell and the smoking ban for example, but let’s not kid ourselves that the Scottish Parliament is a one-man band just because it makes for a decent headline in the Sundays.

Only the voters of East Lothian and Gordon get to vote for Iain Gray and Alex Salmond, the rest of us should stick to the names on our constituency and regional ballot, if we truly believe in a parliamentary democracy as opposed to a presidential autocracy that is.

If the big two of the SNP and Labour are going to be joined by journalists in the myopic mantra of ‘Salmond vs Gray’ at the expense of the other parties that make Holyrood a richer place, then the further narrowing of the already strangled debate in this nation will continue and we may well be done for.

At the start of Kenny’s article the following is stated:

“the election result is just an accidental accumulation of a dozen different misunderstandings on the part of a confused electorate.”

I celebrate that fact rather than lament it. Is a varied interpretation of how to vote and who to vote for, tactically, historically, impulsively or otherwise not a celebration of democracy itself?