Before the 2010 election, one of the tartan goodies that the Lib Dems, and Nick Clegg in particular, waved in front of the Scottish electorate was the promise of splitting Lloyds Banking Group to ensure that HBOS was returned to Scotland. It was an impossible dream, regardless of whether Clegg knew it at the time or not. You don’t sew two banks together for two years only to pull them apart on a political whim.

Fresh from that misguided move, Nick Clegg has today offered to hand out banking shares to the public as if they were little goody bags to be tossed around like confetti.

In promising free shares for all, Nick Clegg is trying to rinse one last poll boost from the drying cloth of anti-bank sentiment in the UK right now. He might as well be proclaiming that the Lib Dems are against ID cards, against the Iraq War and in favour of AV for all the timeliness good it will do him.

It is understood that the banks messed up but constantly bashing them for no other purpose than it feeling good is of no use to anyone, and the public saw through that a long time ago. After all, if giving away shares to the public was a good idea then a Government would have bought up parts of Shell, BT Group and Barclays in the past and arranged a massive mail shot. It didn’t do so because it would be a crass move and completely counter-productive to the British economy.

In many ways, George Osborne is adopting the same strategy for the Government as banks are, focussing on core services/customers and washing his hands of costly non-core services/customers as quick as he can because money and resources are tight. Agree with him or not, (and I disagree with him, people need the Government’s largesse as much as customers need banks to continue lending to them) but there is a plan in place that the coalition needs to stick to and Nick Clegg, for wishful partisan gain, is working diametrically opposite to this.

George Osborne needs the RBS and Lloyds share prices to reach a certain level whereby the Government can make a profit from its investment and then either pay down the deficit or reduce the rate at which spending is being cut. What the Chancellor doesn’t need is the Deputy Prime Minister landing a mischief-making, ‘muscular liberalism’ headline on the front page of the FT and promising everyone shares, candy floss and a pony each which results in the Lloyds share price dropping 3.68% at the close of business to a new 52-week low.

The Lib Dems got battered in the Council elections, they got battered in by-elections and they got battered in the Holyrood elections. The quickest route to total oblivion for Nick Clegg’s party is to fatally undermine what the Conservatives are trying to do in Government while pretending to be mature partners.

Nick Clegg took a large, silly leap forwards towards that oblivion today by cravenly suggesting free money for all.

The Lib Dems can work against the Government from the Opposition benches or they can work as a team alongside Cameron and Osborne, but they can’t do both at once.