We here at Better Nation like to gaze into the future in the hope of glimpsing a better tomorrow, we want to grasp the jaggy thistle and emerge stronger and united as a result and, finally, we want to avoid the pettiness that blights our dear and pleasant land.

But, you know, sometimes a good old bit of gossip can’t be avoided.

So, while we’re talking about motions, I thought I would paste up this (redacted for anonymity) exchange from the Parliament between an SNP’s camp and a Tory’s MSP’s camp that was kindly forwarded onto me.

Email 1:
From: (SNP assistant)
Sent: Friday, August 12
To: DL MSPs
Cc: DL MSP Researchers
Subject: Big Lottery Fund, Time 4 Us, Bellshill

(SNP MSP) would appreciate your support for the motion below. Voting button attached.

Short Title: Big Lottery Fund, Time 4 Us, Bellshill
S4M-00651 () (Scottish National Party): That the Parliament congratulates Time 4 Us, Bellshill, on receiving an award from the Big Lottery Fund; is confident that the purchase of new IT equipment will improve the administrative capability of the group, and hopes that the facilities will enhance parent-child bonds.

Regards
(SNP assistant)

Email 2:
From: (Tory assistant)
Sent: Friday, August 12, 2011
To:
Cc: DL MSP Researchers
Subject: Re: Big Lottery Fund, Time 4 Us, Bellshill

(Dear SNP assistant)

While I am delighted that you appreciate the Big Lottery Fund, set-up by a UK Government under Sir John Major, who created the National Lottery, your motions are becoming somewhat repetitive and frankly tedious.

As ever
(Tory assistant)

Email 3:
From: (SNP MSP)
Subject: Re: Big Lottery Fund, Time 4 Us, Bellshill
Date: 12 August 2011 18:12:31 GMT+01:00

(Dear Tory assistant)
I find your comments offensive to a new member of my staff who is only working to my instruction.
I request that you send an apology for your unwanted comments to all.
If not received I intend to make an official complaint re your email.
If you have a problem speak to me personally in future.
Staff members work to members instruction and as xxxx only started on the 1st August your email is not welcome.

(SNP MSP)

An official complaint? Yes, that’ll get taken seriously I’m sure. Nice to see that the Parliament is bickering while England burns. I do hope that the big-stick removal department wasn’t part of John Swinney’s efficiency savings, it might be needed on Monday…

NB – Normal service in helping to build a better nation shall resume in due course….