All backs to the wall makes them difficult to scratch

Due to a very busy schedule yesterday evening (chiefly involving a business Lord and eight entertaining contestants), I never did get to see the Holyrood battle over SvR. Given that probably keeps me in line with the majority of Scots and there’s little else to be said on the matter, I’m not going to worry too much about it (particularly as my chance to view it tonight is scuppered by going to watch Andy Murray at the O2!)

I am concerned however about the noises the Swinney’s problems will have consequences for the budget. That’s a dark road where only trouble and strife may lie, for the Parliament and Scotland as a whole. Ironically, it is Patrick Harvie, the only party leader who actually wanted to use the tax-varying powers, who has made the clearest call from amongst the Opposition parties to move on from the issue and look forward afresh. Iain MacWhirter is in delightfully scathing mode about the petty games being played –

““The greatest act of political sabotage since devolution,” according to Andy Kerr. Get a life.” Indeed.

There’s a pattern in business that many like to employ where you do a bit of planning, do a lot of work and then stop and ‘take stock’. I reckon that’s the stage that the Scottish Parliament should be approaching, if not today on the highly-charged First Minister’s Questions, then at least Friday or over the weekend.

Scotland has an economy that is lagging behind the rest of the UK, unemployment going up when the rest of the UK’s is going down, a huge opportunity with renewable energy if it can just find some investment capital, a big decision to make over how the next generation of graduates is funded, a growing reputation as a tourism hot-spot and a huge looming debate over how it funds its devolved self. I’ve no doubt only scratched the surface of where Scotland is and what it should be talking to itself about but I do hope I’ve at least made the point that SvR should be way, way down the list of priorities.

Let’s just hope that, against the backdrop of a nerve-jangling election contest, enough MSPs can push beyond partisan temptations and deliver a top drawer financial plan for the year ahead that will stand us in good stead for the next parliamentary term to come. More back-scratching and less back-stabbing.

There’s no avoiding a budget being quid pro quo, but it shouldn’t be tit-for-tat.

(I can’t speak for my fellow editors but I suspect this’ll be my last post to touch on SvR)

That’s the Minister on a yellow..

Straight RedLast night’s tussle between Alex Neil and Andy Kerr on Newsnicht was hardly edifying. The tone was not raised, the debate was not had, and by the end Gordon Brewer joined them in all talking over each other. No civilian watching could have been impressed by either of them. In the argot of the playground Alex Neil did start it, and Andy’s first “I listened to you” was entirely justified, but by the end no-one was standing on the high ground.

As Twitter had it..

Paul: Well, I, for one, am glad that this tax issue has been sorted once and for all after that insightful and thoughtful discussion on #newsnicht

Cowrin: They should put them both in the same studio next time, with a couple of handbags on the table in front of them #newsnicht

The public aren’t served by hearing politicians ranting away on top of each other, nor will they all unilaterally start behaving either. Perhaps instead BBC and STV could agree some rules, and enforce them. Give Gordon Brewer and other interviewers a red and a yellow card to use.

Anyone talking over another person in the studio could be warned, and repeated offences could lead to a yellow. Perhaps a Michael Howard-style failure to answer the question might also lead to a card. A particularly egregious performance despite warnings from the referee presenter could be a straight red: mike off, interview over. The PO does it in the Chamber.

Anyone sent off either for a second yellow or a straight red could then not be invited onto that network for a fixed period – a month? Six months? I’d certainly like to see if MSPs would play a cleaner second half knowing they were in danger of being sent off. And if it works out, perhaps Gordon Brewer and Hugh Dallas could try a jobswap once the strike’s been sorted out.

The deal’s awa wi’ the exciseman

Today’s apology expression of regret from the Finance Secretary will be a fitting conclusion to a muddle that now no longer needs to take up much more of the Chamber’s time.

To agree that an apology is appropriate is not necessarily to say that the SNP were wrong to stand up to HMRC’s demands. An alternative Scottish Government may well have meekly acceded to the requests for £7m of money from the taxman. The SNP stood firm but were unable to thread the accompanying political needle and were apparently unwilling to be sufficiently upfront about the situation. Today’s discomfiture is the small price they must pay for this error.

It has been suggested that the Nats would have been apoplectic with fury had an alternative Scottish Government done the same. This is not entirely convincing and perhaps even seeks to make a caricature of the independence campaign. Sure, there would have been pragmatic synthetic outrage and genuine indignation that they’d been kept out of the loop for so long and misled in Parliament, as other parties are currently expressing, but in the current context, anyone would do well to be truly seething about saving money for a power that looks unlikely to ever be used.

There is good news and bad news to take from this. The Scottish Government has helped to set Scotland’s stall out against paying for any fixed costs that may emanate from the Scotland Bill, which could be published as early as St Andrew’s Day next week. This is as it should be, as clearly stated in the Scotland Act, the very basis of Scottish devolution and the Parliament.

The bad news is the SNP’s perceived lack of understanding around ‘wooden dollars’ that need to flow between entities within an organisation. There’s a thin line between negotiating for a better deal and just not playing the game as it needs to be played in order to work as it should. Don’t pay the £7m for an IT system you thought you’d already paid for, sure, we can all get onboard with that, but why was the measly £50k cancelled way back in 2007? The SNP, for obvious reasons, has questions over whether it can be a team player in a UK context. This episode gives a slight hint that the party can come up short on occasion.

However, this is of minor and, as the First Minister put it, “academic” concern so hopefully the Green Party’s calls for resignations can now be quietly brushed aside as there are sufficient facts in the open and an apology today aimed at drawing a line under the issue. This is no David Laws moment after all.

There is a budget to pass, a budget that would leave Scotland £1bn in the red if it failed, and John Swinney’s deft manoeuvrings in years gone by testify that he is the right person for this task.

Apologise and move on. It worked for Nicola Sturgeon, it should work for John Swinney too.

The Royal Wedding – Never reigns but it bores

So ‘finally’ we know. The Royal Wedding will take place on April 29th. A blessed relief? Union Jacks and commemorative doilies at the ready? No, me neither.

I have no problem with them personally and the best of British luck to Wills and Kate but it is difficult to get excited about the Royal Family in these modern times, straitened or not. I can’t imagine that will change even if the Queen cedes her throne (as she should) to Charles. Monarchs shouldn’t be like baldness and having twins, it shouldn’t skip a generation. To be honest, once Elizabeth hangs up her crown, I’d quite happily cash in the Royal Family, turn Buckingham Palace into shelter accommodation for the homeless in London’s near vicinity and just move on from there. Alternatively, foreigners love the Royals so can’t we just add it on to Las Vegas or put it in a Japanese Museum somewhere and we’ll split the gate receipts? Anyway, selfishly speaking, the UK having a President would just mean more elections which can’t be a bad thing from where I’m sitting. I am pretty sure there are more than a few Scottish republicans who think along the same lines.

This wedding is already sowing division at the border given that England (and perhaps Wales?) will receive a public holiday on the 29th but, as such decisions are devolved to Holyrood, it will be for the Scottish Parliament (Government?) to decide if we should follow suit. I daresay that MSPs will want to avoid the bad press and lack of respect in not calling a holiday for that same day but I do wonder to what extent the public will be behind such a decision. Would it not be more appropriate to have a holiday on St Andrew’s Day (as will be debated in Holyrood this week)? We could postpone this one public holiday and do it on 30th November 2011 on some sort of trial basis, see if we want it to be long term. We already have Easter booked in for late April, we don’t want to cram everything in together.

And anyway, the end of April and start of May is becoming quite a crowded field – Holyrood elections, AV referendum and a Royal Wedding. That’s a lot to pack in and we wouldn’t want to lose our focus when making the difficult decision of what type of Government we want to have going forward. Not to mention voting system, of course.

Maybe Scotland should just give April 29th a miss? But I would say that from down here though, wouldn’t I…

The referee’s a striker!

Living in London, one can occasionally see explosive rage when one least expects it, like the young guy on the tube the other week who nearly turned an old doddery type of fellow into a punching bag just for absentmindedly cutting in front of him. A lone member of the underground staff was able to referee and quickly defuse the situation.

It’s the memory of moments like that that are enough to have me on the side of the striking tube workers who are protesting against plans to leave many underground stations unstaffed.

I am, however, not often on the side of those who choose to strike and that I’m afraid goes for the Scottish referees this weekend. For a start, a histrionics-filled midfielder does not possess the same unbridled menace as a loose cannon in an unstaffed tube station, not that that is why refs are striking of course.

So why are they striking? Despite this being significant news in amongst Irish problems and NZ mine disasters, I’m still not really sure. My impression is that referees have objected to having their integrity called into question, as if that doesn’t happen every weekend from the stands. Should it really mean more just because the complaint is more formal? Is it enough to down tools and say enough is enough? I’m not convinced. I reckon the referees should put their whistles where their petted lips are and do what they do best; yes, awarding dodgy penalties and getting offside decisions incorrect. I mean, we can’t have stadia like Broadwood and McDiarmid Park sitting empty on a Saturday (Ed – they’re empty every Saturday!). (Yes, I’ll keep setting them up if you keep knocking them in…)

Not that Pete Wishart’s suggestion of refs revealing who they support will help matters. Surely the quick-witted Glaswegians will go with Partick Thistle, a neutralising ploy that works wonders when the oddly threatening question of ‘which team dae ye support?’ is proferred. I’ve personally used it before and I’m sure I have a better shaped nose for it, although referees already have their noses out of joint unnecessarily.

So, whether football gets played this weekend with Welsh and Irish referees or not, I can’t say I’m with the Scottish refs and I’m not sure if they can recognise the difference between going on a strike and going in a huff. The SFA should penalise them, change its mind and then let them off the hook. That’ll teach them.